Editing Monster Girl Encyclopedia II (section)

=== The Tea Parties ===
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Perhaps because of mushrooms' need for water, mad hatters adore tea and are instrumental in the organization of the tea parties frequently held in Wonderland. Tea parties occur, as it were, at the drop of a hat, routinely, or in celebration of the most trivial of things. Many of Wonderland's monsters attend with their husbands. On the table can be found the finest tea-specially prepared by the mad hatter- and the sweetest, stickiest confections, brought the by the march hare. All that is served contains generous amounts of potent aphrodisiacs made from the crops of the monster realm. The monsters consume it all with composure and without compunction. Should a couple thereby be induced to copulate then and there, it is dismissed as normal and the party proceeds undisturbed.

When visitors wander into Wonderland, they are greeted lavishly with such a tea party. Should visitors take part, they will be distorted in the manner of Wonderland's residents before they know it-due to both the sex maniacs' chatter and they filthily delicious tea and cakes. The tea party will the become livelier, in celebration of a friend's procurement of a husband or a woman's transformation into a monster.
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